I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white
it’s damaging and alienating
Not only do I never lie, I never respond to lies, no matter how vicious, no matter how hurtful.
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
Anonymous said: How do I submit my elbow?
You take a picture of your glorious elbow and then upload it to my submit page. Upon seeing your image I’ll lick my screen, post it, and everyone wins. It’s fun for the whole family.
65 - A Parks & Rec Tip the Waiter Special!
The past couple weeks, I’ve been leaving these as tips at various coffee shops I’ve been visiting. Started with Ron Swanson (which I’m reposting here, just to complete the set) and just snowballed from there! The baristas seem to enjoy them, even if they’ve mostly never seen the show (shame on them!), so maybe I’ll keep on going, just so I can get to Anne and Gary/Jerry/Larry and round out the gang!
" Everyone is always surprised by how old I am. They think I’m older, but it’s always been that way. I’m the youngest of four - maybe you grow up quicker because you just watch the big people."
Girl, an ongoing series
by Lora Mathis
I’m a guy and I’m reblogging this because I am sorry.
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